Survivorman vs. Bear Grylls

Oh how I miss calm, careful, reasonable, clever, and intelligent Survivorman. Late at night flipping thru cable channels, he always somehow brought my blood pressure down after a long day struggling amidst the beauty and perfect weather of Santa Fe.
All I see anymore is that hyperventilating menace to the wild, Bear Grylls/Cheap Thrills. Les! I love you! Come back!
Although next time I parachute drop into a raging jungle river while carrying ample gear, leopard repellent and being trailed by a camera crew, I'm sure everything Bear Grylls teaches me will come in very handy. :-(